Based Stuff
| Name | Description |
|---|---|
| segfault-superiority repo | an ever-growing GitHub repository containing code created for fun |
| yuyuko saigyouji | arguably the best Touhou character of them all (aside from Marisa, Marisa is based) |
| the rational wiki | arguablier the rational-est wiki site on the rational web |
| diePARTEI | arguabliest the most satiricalest political party of Germany |
I can't pay the fucking rent (for this website)!
(nah jk I fucking can, expect there to be more of this shit. We are so back, bitches!)
Q & A
- Q: will there be vergil.org?
- A: yes there will!
- Q: will there be C code?
- A: yes there fucking will!
- Q: will there be cynical commentary about recent social events?
- A: you bet your political asses there fucking will!
- Q: will there be gay pornography involving famous Touhou character Saigyouji Yuyuko?
- A: I don't know, will there? I do sure hope so!
Compiled Limericks
A forum member called Mark
picked up a slut in the park,
she was ugly and rude
and HORRIFIC when nude
but she was a good **** in the dark!!
— TheKing, londonbikers.com/t/limericks/86301/3
A couple called Chris and Julie
Started their day most unruly
By noon it got worse
and a little perverse
with bike oil, gloves and patchouly.
— Hels, londonbikers.com/t/limericks/86301/15
There was a young fellow named Carse
Whose bollocks were fashioned from brass
When they tinkled together
They played stormy weather
And lightning shot out of his arse
— Tromboman, londonbikers.com/t/limericks/86301/7
There was a young plumber of Leigh
Who was plumbing a maid by the sea
Said the maid, "Cease your plumbing:
I think someone's coming!"
Said the plumber, still plumbing, "It's me!"
— Tromboman, londonbikers.com/t/limericks/86301/9
I kissed her red lips with intention
Of proceeding to things I won't mention.
Now, who could suppose
That her pretty pink toes
Would grip my virile extention!
— Tromboman, londonbikers.com/t/limericks/86301/17
When Wills was a lad he was pretty
and Kate thought she'd bagged a right fitty
Now he looks like his uncle
an inbred carbuncle
But she's sticking with him for the kitty
— TheKing, londonbikers.com/t/limericks/86301/33
There once was a tall man from Ealing
Who got on a bus to Darjeeling
It said on the door
"Please don't sit on the floor"
So he carefully sat on the ceiling
— Anonymous, wikipedia.org/wiki/YAML#Basic_components
Projects
| Name | ...? I barely know her! | Changelog (not regularly updated) |
|---|---|---|
| ArachLLS | the very best modular, asynchronous, high-performant, not-sucking web server nobody asked for |
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| libanr | just another one of those cross-compatible C standard libraries |
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| Rise of Onus | Glass Wall Simulator 4D™ (the best game ever |
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